The picture to the left shows a middle aged baulding man, known simply as John. The picture was taken in Feb 1999 at a wedding. The original photo contained a happy couple (known simply as Matty & Eva) to his right. Now really, who has a photo taken with a couple. That's just plain wrong!

BIOGRAPHY:

Born 24th October 1973 as John The Greek,

Enjoys wearing yellow, pornography (of any description) and visiting Rotten.com

Loves MetallicA and Poetry.

Ambitions are to goto Advanced Hair for a free Hair Check, and to have his poetry published on this site (coming soon with his permission).

E-mail John at: John The Greek@Losers.com

FREAKS & GREEKS.... The BIO of John The Greek

The universal stalking joke:

Brad: Hey John! How's Roxanne going?
John: Not bad at all. Did I tell you that she moved?
Brad: No, no you didn't. So...did you help her move?
John: I made her move!